Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Awesome......

It has come to my knowledge that there is no French or German word for the word awesome. However in the language of american, and no i dont mean eubonics, we have the word awesome itself along with 39 synonyms and 1 antonym. Even though one of the synonyms is hairy we get the point. So in conclusion america wins while france and germany suck! (at different things for a friends sake, who is studying a broad.)

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

It's Back!!!!

I realized today, September 22, 2009 why exactly How I Met Your Mother is the best show that I have ever seen in my life. (Yea that’s right Doug, I officially have a new favorite all time favorite show) I have watched the first episode of season five 4 times and plan on watching it many more in the next couple of days. The first time was how I can put this, AWESOME! But watching 3 times the day after, Tuesday, I realized that it isn’t just the silly one liners that I text back and forth with my wing intern. (you like that, no name dropping!)It is the way that all the writers have the episodes all align with problems that you see at first as separate problems between the gang, but they happen to tie together and all relate to a same problem that they are all trying to figure out, together. The episode called “definitions” was awesome and I hope that they keep on making the episodes as they always have, while keeping in the witty one-liners that I can keep texting to my wing intern.
BTW, WAY TO GO BARNEY!!



Wingman out!

Monday, June 22, 2009

A little background.......

Well I understand and agree with what my dear friend Pete is trying to do but it can’t be done. We can try, haha, but we can’t do it. If you believe in the heartwarming story of everyone doing instead of trying, but really then Pete needs to get out there and realize that there are a lot of things that we can’t do but can try. Take for instance me and calculus, it is proven that I can’t do it, ask Veilliux, but I tried (for the most part). Or for instance Pete himself, the creator of this new concept, can’t purr at unsuspecting females, granted he tries over and over again, but even he will admit to saying that he can’t do it. Another very strong point for defending my case is the game of golf, while Pete says that you shouldn’t try but do, well when Pete play’s me in golf he is not beating me, just merely trying to beat me. So this profound discovery of losing try and replacing it with do is a little farfetched since the creator of the theory tries in about everything he does.
P.S.
I am stoked for the chance to go to the 2010 US Open, and if someone with the USGA is reading this I will be a hard working and perfect volunteer for any position that you put me in, and can also fill in if you think that the final pairing isn’t strong enough.
Thanks,
Wing Man!

Monday, June 15, 2009

New Time = Badass Season

So I was watching How I Met Your Mother Monday night and was enjoying the “Woo Girls” episode. As I was watching I was catching up on my bro code knowledge and saw
-Article 96
“Bros shall go camping once a year, or at least attempt to start a fire”
I quickly ran through the recollection of my HIMYM knowledge and realized that they hadn’t gone camping in an episode yet, well there was the Bracket episode where Barney revealed that he had gone camping with a girl, had sex, and then left her. (we don’t really see if Barney had sex but come on… it’s Barney.) So hopefully in this next season we will get a badass camping episode with the gang (and Ted). What has me thinking this is the new time that HIMYM will air on, this next season. It will be thirty minutes earlier starting next week for those who need the news bulletin. So hopefully, like in the Bracket episode again, big board = big results I am hoping that New time = badass season, or if I could steal a quote from a dear friend legen……………..




………………………………………………………dary!